ONE TIME AT THE MOVIES 3/31/07

One time my friend Jeannie and I went to see "Smokey and the Bandit--" or was it "Bandits," plural? We didn't get to sit through the whole movie. Jeannie didn't like the kids sitting in front of us. So she took her huge container of heavily buttered popcorn and dumped it on the head of the worst offender. I can remember he had brown hair and it was dripping butter off the ends. We got thrown out of that movie but instead of leaving the theatre, we snuck past the ticket-taker and entered an R-rated movie instead. We weren't found out there. Jeannie was out of popcorn.

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